don't forget the batteries

So I'm sitting here with teardrop and my roommate and we're discussing women and vibrators... yes this inspired a post. I personally have never owned a dildo, my treasure chest involves a lot of products for his pleasure and a few for mine like flavored lube, warming massage oil etc...but apparently I'm missing out. there's this thing called the butterfly it fits like panties but its a vibrator and it has a wireless remote so you can be at dinner and just hand him the remote and cum before dessert lol. when your roommate runs a sex shop you learn a few things. more male customers than female, more older women and all that jazz but I think shaking it up a bit never hurts no matter who you are. so get yourself to a store grab a vibrator, some flavored warming lube, candy bra, and some caramel flavored whipped cream and have blast tonight...don't forget the batteries :-) liberate yourselves babies